he totally DID

he called her a cunt. watch.

don't you-know-what with me, sister!*

so has anyone else seen the new tampax commercial with the mother nature lady bringing the girl her period while she's on vacation in hawaii? "no backup???" ok. point: you can wear just tampons with your white bikini (who has these?) because you don't need a pad as backup like you used to. so far, no problem. (i mean. except that tampons are full of bleach and perfumes and produce a whole bunch of chemical filled waste that just gets flushed - where does it go after the chemicals go in your vagina, ladies???) it's the implication of the last line of the commercial that made me go hmm... mother nature says "ooh... newlyweds." uh. translation: "period sex: eeeewwww." wtf tampax? quit making public judgments about which times during the month we ladies should be sexing it up. that shit's my business, yo.

*the quote is from tim gunn. not that it's related except that i've seen this commercial on bravo like 60 times in the past two days. bravo's new lineup of shows is totally magical. se in particular: "tabitha's salon takeover" and "the rachel zoe project".
**tampon weiner from crabmommy. thanks!