he totally DID

he called her a cunt. watch.

don't you-know-what with me, sister!*

so has anyone else seen the new tampax commercial with the mother nature lady bringing the girl her period while she's on vacation in hawaii? "no backup???" ok. point: you can wear just tampons with your white bikini (who has these?) because you don't need a pad as backup like you used to. so far, no problem. (i mean. except that tampons are full of bleach and perfumes and produce a whole bunch of chemical filled waste that just gets flushed - where does it go after the chemicals go in your vagina, ladies???) it's the implication of the last line of the commercial that made me go hmm... mother nature says "ooh... newlyweds." uh. translation: "period sex: eeeewwww." wtf tampax? quit making public judgments about which times during the month we ladies should be sexing it up. that shit's my business, yo.

*the quote is from tim gunn. not that it's related except that i've seen this commercial on bravo like 60 times in the past two days. bravo's new lineup of shows is totally magical. se in particular: "tabitha's salon takeover" and "the rachel zoe project".
**tampon weiner from crabmommy. thanks!

Fourth of July Party Outfit

In honor of the DC Militia's piggybacking on our Hurray for the USA party on Friday, I have selected the following ensemble:

Gold Shiny Pants:
Patriotic Bathing Suit:

Rubber Cowboy Boots:
Super Soaker Max-D 300 Twin Pack (in pink and purple):
Anybody know where I can pick up a some holsters for these guns of mine?

txt msg rvw: The F Yeah Tour at The Black Cat 6/18/08

{a review in both real and imagined text messages}

Act 1: Mannequin Men
J to M "these guys really want to be rock stars"
J to M "i have a soft spot for drummers who sing"

Act 2: Team Robspierre
M to J "probably really from shirlington"
J to M "not. good."

Act 3: Comedian Josh Fadem
J to M "crowd = assholes. point?"

Act 4: Monotonix
J to M "old hairy guys"
M to J "they move around! fun!"
J to M "drummer = hot bod. sound their age."

Act 5: The Death Set
M to J "just realized i don't like these guys"
J to M "they trick you with that dance music btw songs"
M to J "crappy early 90s punk"
M to J "why is dan deacon associating himself with all this crap?"

Act 6: Matt & Kim
J to M "i like how he talks a lot"
M to J "like he's getting through some stuff"

Act 7: Dan Deacon
J to M "incapable of rocking out after 4 hours of crappy bands"
M to J "this crowd is really young"
J to M "maybe should have skipped the 1st 4"

F Yeah Tour.

Jordan Knight: my heart still throbs...

props to my all time fave new kid for still being the best boybandmember evs and for obviously refusing to work out and oil up for the new vid. you rock that t-shirt, j!

Bike to Work Day

Big ups to my girl Kathy whose 2 seconds of fame can be found here. Other than Kat, who looks lovely as usual, all of these people look totally ridiculous. I understand that it was raining and covering up was necessary so as not to ruin your working clothes, but shoot. You guys are really ok with going out in public looking like that? Also: no kickstands? Really?

The Redheaded Step-Child

My parents got a kitten. His name is Birdie and he is my new brudder. How long til he notices we look different and starts to ask questions???